You sound like a bobbing head atheist. You better hope you are right. Even if there wasn't a god the bible gives you guidance how to be a good normal person in society. Maybe you ought to read it sometime instead of thinking all the time how you can pleasure yourself and display your arrogance.

We ain't dumb dinosaurs!

He'll tax it and it'll be the size of a nickel by the time it gets here.

It'll hit the atmosphere doing about 40,000 mph. If my truck would go that fast now that would be cool. I'd make all kinds of money with quick deliveries!

The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

A trip to Mars sounds good about now.

He believed in the last catastrophic guesses so let him believe. Buy a bunch of Ravioli and Spam and dig you a hole again! :)

Black tar heroin. Everyone will be WOW...COOL,  as the earth darkens and we freeze to death.

I'll sell you the asteroid for $200 million right before it hits. :)