Vick responded, "Thanks for the advice, but do you really think I can blame the dog fighting arrest on George Bush?"

Anyone is better than that Sharpei, Meredith Vieira. I stopped watching the Today Show for several years after her addition. She turned the Today Show into a bastardized version of The View.

In a related story, an excited OweBama Administration began plotting ways to tax the hologram. OweBama stated, "We taxed him while he was alive. We hit him with a 50% death tax and now we're gonna tax his hologram. I love being a Democrat!"

I guess white people need to start protesting movies like "White Chicks" and "Deuce Bigelow European Gigolo". In both of these movies, black male actors were made up in "whiteface". I think all white people are owed an apology from the Wayans brothers and Eddie Griffin.

I was born in Cape Town, South Africa to American-born parents. Therefore, I am an American citizen. I wonder if I can qualify for all the freebies, hand-outs and set-asides for "African-Americans" and scream "racism" when I don't get my way or someone looks at me funny. Unlike 99% of American blacks, I am African-Amer...more

How about Date Insurance? If you don't get laid, you get 80% of your money back.

I live in Florida. This is what I refer to as the "typical Florida attitude", which is, "I'm where I need to be, so F%$K everyone else." I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.

Hooray! Now, what about the millions of homeowners who didn't have their loans sold off to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac? I guess we just get to grab our ankles. Thanks OweBama!

Get real. The IRS will NOT let us deduct the OweBama Administration.