We'll always have Venus...

My former wife.  God, I miss her...

Well, we all laughed when Maher called Palin a dumb **** and Letterman referred to her as a slutty flight attendant, and brought the house down when he joked about Palin's daughter being knocked up a ballplayer.  Yup, spread her little thighs between innings and plundered her.  What a comic and what grand humor.  Hey, ...more

Sophie has a joy of life that seems to be missing in some of the respondents.  That's why she lives, that's why I live, and that's why some of you should look inside to see if anything worthwhile is still beating.

I rather enjoyed it...eyes are the portals to the soul, some pleasant, some unsettling, some lovely, some mysterious.  There are times when I'm tired of endless words; eyes communicate without the noise.

It's always good to know what terrifies a cat.  Hold this one in reserve when the kitty grows up and shreds your couch.  Or your drapes.  Or your carpet.  Or your furniture.  Or your walls.

As a moderately non-religious kind of guy, I've had it with this nonsense...just shoot the ****es.  No discussion, no logic, no..."Oh, I see..." or "...and so, that's why, eh...???".  Get rid of 'em.  No questions asked,

Looks like he's still got something lodged in his throat.  I suspect he may have eaten the telephone cord and then dialed emergency to cover his tracks.  Stupid dog.

As a college professor for many years who has published articles on analogy (and metaphor), let me clarify this for the English literature teacher (presumably high school or lower) and others puzzled by the ad.  Analogies take the form:  A:B :: C:D.  For example, son is to father as daughter is to ?  (think about it). ...more