"cover your private parts, lest they be goose bitten."   Hint:  its not an accident that they bite you there

she's probably going to be the most beautiful girl. Kids should be off limits,  adults should have some sense of decency

Not unless they are capri pants

Oh yes there are black folks who are redneck, you better believe it. I equate the term redneck to applyt to a country and oftentimes cowboy lifestyle.   They have land and a garden, ride , rope, trail ride and generally work their butts off.   Absolutely nothing wrong with that!!!!!!!

Wherever the author is from

He puts on a good concert, I can tell you that. I didnt really want to go,  but did I have a good time!!!   This guy can sing

He may run as a Republican, Democrat,  Independent, whatever.    He aint getting my vote.

A Poem for Dzhokhar   Prepare to pay for what you have done,  idiot   The end

hilarious