I trust Crapman tools - to break!

Some stuff made in Taiwan is actually half decent.  It beats Made in China.

I don't have any idea where Craftsman tools are made, but they are junk.  The "Craftsman" part is a joke.  My dad has Craftsman tools that belonged to his grandfather that have been used for about 80 years.  I bought Craftsman tools years ago and the only good thing about THOSE is that they have a lifetime warranty so ...more

I want to marry twin sisters.  Where are my rights??? I'm kind of glad that gay marriage is ok now though because if enough women try to be "sexy" like SJP I might have to swing that way.

SJP has the IQ of a potato.  The only people dumber than her are her fans.

Where is she/it getting this 4 million jobs line???  The Secret Service doesn't hire THAT many prostitutes, I'm pretty sure.

Dining with Obama would be great, I could tell him what I really think of him and maybe educate him on how economics and the US Constitution work.  If SJP showed up though I would just start vomiting uncontrollably.

Obama isn't solely to blame for our problems, but he certainly deserves some of the blame.

What is hanging on these telephone poles?  Have you ever considered the possibility that there is new fiber infrastructure installed underground and these poles are just part of the aging and dying copper infrastructure that no one invests in because there is no ROI anymore?