Slow day at MSN??

I wouuld have gave up after the first fail.   Or park on the curb and pretend it's not my car.

My luck I'd see a coworker, approach her at work and get fired for sexual harassment. She's getting a bad score...

I want an ad that says, "You're fat and ugly. Here's your damn burger."

I'll be in HK in a few weeks. I'll visit Starbucks and say my name is "Vagina". It'll probably come back spelled "American guy who thinks he's funny"

Chick, get over it. No one wants to see your cup of joe. No one cares.... If you had a sense of humor, you'd laugh. Now you're just complainy and obviously need attention.

He has to recreate them in his native country because he would probably be arrested, kidnapped or killed almost immediately while visiting the real ones.

Was he caring a sandwich?

Show me Ronald's degree and I'll show you mine.