The sad thing is, if these trademarks are approved, you'll have enough brain-dead jackasses in this country who will buy merchandise with these insipid sayings on them, which will help line the pockets of the brain-dead jackass who first uttered them.

I'll hold off on popping my bottle of champagne until I see how many of these private-sector jobs are temp jobs for the holidays.  There's usually a spike in hiring around this time of year.