That would be so awesome.  Headlines read:  Boy dressed in chicken costume assaulted by boy dressed in a Peter Griffin costume.  No injuries were reported.

Awesome, Johan's beard is massive.  Amon Amarth is pretty bad@ss.

Big beards are METAL!!!!   \m/

I'd rather have the $50,000 cash and buy several nice AR-15's, AR-30's, a few long-range rifles, and some handguns I've been wanting.  I don't need any bling.

If I didn't love my smartphone so much, I would just buy some crappy throw-away phone so I didn't have to pay so much and deal with the cell phone company.  They are definitely out to screw you out of your money whenever possible.

Wow, looks like the poor dog got peppered by a shotgun to me.  Must not have been point blank, probably from a longer distance away.  The only reason for shooting a dog is if it is attacking someone unprovoked. For example, my neighbors have several dogs, and the smaller ones are not mean.  However their biggest dog...more

The cat is saying: "Haha, I just licked my butt right before you walked in..."

I'd definitely kill the snake with extreme prejudice.  If I just found it in the house by itself it would be one thing.  But since it tried to eat my kid I'd have to kill it.  Can't take the risk that the snake is going to come back again now that it knows where something is to eat.  We are the dominant species for a r...more

It is talking about deaths from regular hammers being used as blunt objects, at least that is how I understood it.