what would I do ? I would get some screwing reindeer as a easter present

Eating a healthy salad and just sitting playing video games will make kids fat also, put the blame on TV and Xbox were it belongs.

I made the mistake of eating the APPLE slice from a happy meal and it was the nastiest tasting apple I have ever had. If this Mc's way of eating  healthy, kids will never eat apples, I have talked to others that say there kids will not eat Mc's apples

he looks like he is trying to sell his old clothes on B bay (black ebay)

Is a cum waitress one  that serves CUM??

I lost a bet on purpose to a friend of many years, because I wanted to let him know that I was a bisexual cross dresser. The bet was the looser would dress as a hooker  AND perform oral sex for the other, He bowled his best ever and I bowled bad  on purpose. He was surprised (and happy) when showed up at his apt. and m...more

The #4 dildo is in the rear taking a licking, the #2 and #1 are neck and neck and the #3 wins by a nose

what will they do next shoot the kid  that wins for making the others feel bad ????? How do these stupid officials get their jobs ????????

when I was having money problems I would NEVER GAMBLE!!! not lottery and never on a $100. chance on a $350,000 house. That kind of stupid spending will get you homeless