Lol and if there were no rules this would be common practice and no way to punish the offenders.

No but it sure seems to help all the wife beaters out there in the south.  You just pray afterwards and the lord forgives ya.  Makes it easy to not have a conscience as forgiveness is guaranteed by the new testament version of god.

Those catholic school girls are the ones that have no middle they either have a ton of kids and you don't want to be with them or they have no idea how to ride a dick.

Damn, wish you would've told me that sooner I was wondering why the last two didn't taste like lemon.

Nope there wives tell them no because they are drunk so they fire up the old sin box and beat it.

Can't be the case bible thumpers only do the missionary position because that's what god wants, but they dream of sinning like the rest of us they just don't have the balls to do more than watch.  Part of which is because they all have hair triggers they just see a bra and they cream themselves.

The difference is the guy scalping tickets doesn't report the income and get taxed on it.

So they brainwashed him and told him he'd go blind if he kept masturbating or become a commi.  Gotta love the 1950's propaganda.

It's because all men want a women that knows how to work it.  Most religious gals either have no idea how to or have tons of kids by the age of 25.  Easier to watch it than it is to find one that you can bring home.