I avoid going to doctors because of the cost and I avoid taking medication because of the cost in side effects.

So many angry, old men in the Intertubes.

A lackey isn't a synonym for slacker.  You shouldn't post until you master English.

Screamer.

The straight men I know don't obsess about gay sex like these guys do.

Jesus wants me to monitor crotches!

Indeedy!

Baileywik is a thug.

Shame on you, Kimberly.  You can be born again if you know that magic words that force God to make you a God, aka an immortal.  I know those words and one day, I'll be floaty and invisible and hang with the other Gods.  So it is written.