Okay, I'm not going to be able to eat lunch now. Ewwwwwwww!!

So what if they suspend his driver's license? Half the people in my town are driving around on suspended licenses. The other half is driving around on revoked licenses. It's the town motto: "I don't need no stinkin' driver's license!"

@WN--If you ever figure out who is a troll and who is not, will you let ME in on it?In this case, though, I know the Broom is the real thing. It truly is He Who Is Not Here!

MSN is really hard up for stories today. It is a holiday weekend. It isn't even the janitors doing the stories today, because the janitors have it off, too. I think the landscapers are coming in and putting up stories in between pruning and mulching and stuff.

I'm one of those squeamish people who would not and could not rent bowling shoes. They aren't THAT expensive to buy. And if I want to wear my bowling shoes outside, I will. Actually I have worn them outside a number of times and here I am, still alive.

Good morning, WN. Look at the capital letters in his user name. That will answer your question!!

That WAS a bit naughty of me, wasn't it?

@thatjustmightwork--the article said the bears were released into a sanctuary. There will be people there to care for the animals.

Dang I hate those drunk cameras! Good morning, KAT.