Get rid of it.

Wanting attention for their cause or for themselves?

Still auditioning for the green czar in the White House.

Obviously someone at MSN must have been stuck in a snowbank for too long.

Are you positive this wasn't for the Howard Stern show?

Maybe he couldn''t handle life outside prison.

Wonder what the admission price was to get in his cell to watch the game?

Another example of how we are failing to prepare the next generation for the real world.

Not for me, but "disgusting"?  Do the writers at MSN realize that Mountain Dew already contains "orange juice" as one of its ingredients?  Think before you write.