First of all, she's older than 33.  And second of all, just eat fast food for a month and don't shower!!  All her problems will be solved!

Sooo, is she biting the heads off chickens for lunch???  She can't eat her healthy, organic food in front of kids eating square fish patties and pizza slices... and the kids are going to have so many questions about the square patties that she won't be able to "field" them unless she actually eats it...

3 if it were real.  my cat will sit on my shoulder in my yard as I walk to the barn, but wouldn't do it on a busy street.  #5 isn't so strange as women of that age always went out of the house in curlers. #2 is pretty good,  if moms can haul it out and feed their young, then a man can haul out the playboy magazine.  he...more

I have sooo wanted to park like that just to piss people off!!  But the cost of repainting or fixing any other damage done to my car has prevented me from doing so!!

They named him Phil...too funny!

I thought she was cured by Oprah or Dr. Phil or Dr. Oz.

Do you know how long I scrutinized that picture??? Not even a pair of snow boobies!!

I think there should be a show about throwing stars.  That should be the next big thing.  Walk around whipping those babies.  Then we can ban ninja movies and chinese restaurants.

I think it is completely ridiculous.  Neither the show nor the guns in it had anything to do with the shooting.  What  next?? Banning books that have guns in them??