................and twice on Monday.

They were afraid they would be banned.

So, I don't tweet; do I get 72 Virginians?

Them Portlanders got their priorities straight by Gawd.

When you get a $14M contract, you're not going to miss a measly $500K.

Could have been far worse if the deer went through the driver's side of the windshield. Lucky driver.

This came really close to making it onto my list of give-a-sh!ts.

You can't MAKE this sh!t up.

Oompa Loompa without the green wig.