I am actually impressed he can drive a ferrari so cautiously and not break the transmission.

Seriously dude go away no one cares about guns right now.

Awesome story, but now I'm afraid of geting old.

Nothing the onion does is shocking to me

There is a red light camera on my way to work and the yellow is so short; I've started braking on green!

Makes the story around Firefly make more sense.

This and the neil armstrong thing are way over thought. I appreciate the personality the president ads to his PR.