Like someone who is half reptile/half lady even knows the difference.  Man, there's retards everywhere.

This is how we pander to the retarded these days, huh?

Grandpa normally smells like old man and sh*t.  Now at least he's got an excuse.

See, I told you the Pope was totally gay.

Probably pick up sluts by the car load.

'Merica!

R Kelly stands for everything that's good in the USA.  Why not change up our anthem? It's tired anyway.  Besides, that part in Ignition where he goes, "bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce" really makes me want to pee on someone.  So awesome.

I'm amazed at the idiot Hoosier parents in Indiana spell Buck with two U's.

I remember when she was hot.  Now she just looks like someone took a baseball bat to Gwen Stefani's face.