Study was by the Pew research center.  Must have been founded by Pepe La Pew.

Won't it get set off when you fart?

There is almost no thc in stems and twigs.  It is simply using waste product to feed pigs.  A non story.

she will have skin cancer soon - very soon.

If she ever looked at her credit card bill she would see that they bill her for anything missing from the room, be it pillows, towels, or booze from the mini bar.  Housekeepers have to report it in order to be issued additional items.

They are lucky they are still alive - most of these grow operations are always guarded or booby trapped.

"Whats your problem with this guy Aimee?"  Perhaps you missed the part about him getting tens of millions while trashing a entire company.

So, if you strap a parachute on him and throw him out of a plane, does that mean he can sky dive?

When they outlaw bongs, only outlaws will have bongs.