The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lectim." It pronounced "Gonna re-elect em" and is as terrible as getting Bush-wacked. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving cranium up the rectum. ...more

Absolutely, lets all go back to pre-2008 and relive the previous 8 years (2000-2008). We all know how great that was.