Where'd the gamers go? They're all parents now, at least the one's that moved out of their mom's basement are parents now.  No time or energy for gaming when you have diapers to change and soccer games to go to.

Do they have to be deceased? I could think of a few "loved ones" that I wouldn't mind misplacing.

My younger brother and I were both out of the house by 18.  He moved in with me after high school & I charged him some rent ($200 a month).  We both were home owners before turning 25.  We're both happily married with children of our own. Our baby sister, on the other hand, is 27 and still living at home, rent free....more

Watching my boomer parents spent themselves into oblivion has taught me what not to do.  New cars every three years, a big house in the "right" neighborhood, fancy vacations on the credit card, a Harley, blowing every penny they inherited from their parents (funny, my grandparents were able to live within their means)....more

She kind of looks like a drag queen, I wonder what she's been eating?

Rove & Palin, that's like choosing between arsenic and cyanide.  But  I do like the shot Rove took at Palin, it even made me giggle a little.

Luangwa, I think your husband and I may be brothers. Or at the very least, our mothers are twins.

My mom is guilty of attempting all of these, constantly.  Fortunately, my wife and I are a unified front.  Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your point of view) my mother and I no longer speak.

Anybody's house but mine.  If you party at your own place, you're stuck with the next day cleanup.