I shall rub one out in her honor.

I hope she put it to work in the field once she turned 5.

I would bend all four of them over a couch and take turns hammering them while eating a McRib.

Fake Beatles group that flopped in the States when even the Spice Girls didn't, which means they suck as much as everyone suspected.

Which makes sense considering she is as fat as Santa Claus.

So you shell out a ton of cash for a washed up actor expecting him to miraculously be relevant again? hahaha!!!!!

Thinking of her naked makes me flaccid and sad.

Did she look like she had just eaten a powdered donut? Or just finishing getting railed from behind in the limo?

Deport her.