I hope she got some good drugs!

How nice.  I like the idea of a petting zoo on a plane.  It should happen more often.

Well, you know... It IS hard to concentrate on your rook when you're face level with a rack!

Um, Mom and Dad should butt out.  I think the coach should have more say than Mom and Dad, but only if Schelotto's game is being affected.

I agree absolutely with the reasoning behind why this occurs.  Finally, a smart answer to a weird situation.

If she doesn't like the parking situation, she can consider the fact that walking isn't crowded!

I think Jamie needs some sensitivity training.

She should play "The Count" and count how many times she's been in rehab, how many laws she's broken, how often she's been in court, how many hours of community service she's performed, how many times she's made an **** of herself in public, etc.  I could go on and on.

Who gives a crap about a "trace amount" of a carcinogen?  Just breathing the air is a danger from carcinogens.