That's why i dont get into relationships...easier if you're just dating.  If you no longer like your partner, just dump em!

Women cheat more.  It may seem like men do because we're easily caught (generally speaking). Men = bad liars = getting caught more.  Women = good liars = hardly caught (or not as easy).

What?  I though all Chinese people were ugly...inside and out?

Damn dats a big cloud.

This is one uneducated dumb b*tch.  Your typical whore.

"FBI is investigating whether the attack should be classified as a hate crime."  She's black, KKK was spray painted on her car and they dont know if this was a hate crime?  Yeah, bunch dumbsh*T mofos if you ask me.  What the f**k is it then?

A package meaning a 401k and life insurance? :)  Yeah, that's all women want. I agree!

I hate my job...will wine make it better?

People like this just need to die.