Dial B for Burger

What a mess.

I live in New Jersey, and I totally agree with this article. Can't wait until four years pass and I can move out. Don't get me wrong, New Jersey can have snow days and actual seasons, but I'm going back to to where my real home is...taxes are pretty bad here.

YES.

I've had a TV fall on my foot once. Not fun. There were even signs it was going to fall, like the coffee table itself buckling under the weight.

I kind of liked "Goin' Postal".

"Stu, what are you doing?" "Making chocolate pudding," "It's four 'o clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?" "'Cause I've lost control of my life." Sorry, that's the first thing that came to mind...

JUST GREEEEEAAAT. I'm eating a bowl of it right now...darn it.

He's as emotionless as his ex girlfriend.