Instead of hoarding water, learn how to purify it. Simple purification consists of boiling, chlorination, and filtering. More advanced procedures need a little more studying and equipment.. It's not hard, learn it now instead of later.

Put signs outside of the journalists' houses informing low lifes that they are in no danger if they choose to break in. "No Guns Here". Two legged vermin welcome, take anything you like.

If you had a choice, would you prefer a car coming at you with a drunk driver who thinks he's Mario Andretti or a paranoid pot smoker going 4 miles an hour?

The formula is simple. Make real beer. I can't believe these people running around drinking diet beer  and telling me how great it is. I like drinking good, full bodied beer. This watered down stuff makes you join the pistol club. Drink till twelve, pistol five.

If Jessica Alba wants Obama that much, I'd be happy to give it to her up her backside. After all, that's what she's aking for.

A few years ago some clown was selling"Posing Oil" for $100.00 a bottle. People were injecting it also. Why aren't his forearms of equal size. I hope he gets boils from doing it.

I would have gone broke paying the fines years ago.

If you had a choice of somebody driving towards you, drunk and thinking he was Mario Andretti or somebody that had smoked pot and was going 4 miles an hour, what would you choose?.

I might have woken up next to something that ugly after a heavy night of drinking.