The highlight of my day is getting home from work and having my two little dogs jump up to kiss me on the lips. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Adorable!

I used to work at a place that always had geese in the parking lot. One day we got to work and there were five dead baby geese. We checked the security video, and you could see a car drive past the parking lot, then turn around and come into the lot just to run over the baby geese. Unfortunately, the video quality was ...more

Good luck getting a date on that campus...

"I don't think many girls would like the spiders in my bedroom, so I don't bring many girls home," the 16-year-old admits.   Yeah, that's why he doesn't bring girls home...

Dick!

I'm sorry for your loss...

I feel sorry for you...

I'm sorry for your loss... I'm sure you gave her a happy life and she loved you as much as you loved her.